The Grand Castle Content You Actually Want (Bonus Content!)

I'll stop talking about my life for a little bit and confirm that the rumors you've heard are indeed true.

I’m no dummy. I know you didn’t sign up to read me wax poetic about my big, brutalist nightmare. You want the tea. I know it, you know it, my dogs know it.

So, in a special bonus edition, I gathered up the Grand Castle content you actually want. The weird, the wild, the wacky. It’s all here.

I hope you enjoy your ride.

The fountain that didn’t work

It’s well known that Grand Castle mastermind Roger Lucas cut corners with his pipe dream. The fountain is a prime example—but’s not the only exmaple.